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Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

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Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  Philippe le Bon » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:08 pm

That's right niggas

I've taken the Steam Account of my brother to be 1600, then created "1v1 first online game noob please", 5 seconds after four guys joined, I've taken the guy with the highest ELO and the lowest ping...he was 168x. (I'm 1850+ on Steam)

Then I asked with noob orthography ofc "what map u want, what civ etc" (i let the setting by default at first, coastal 3 players map 75 pop etc to be credible), then he said well random map please, random civ. He wanted easy elo 11

Afterwards we play, Migration I was Teuton, he Turks (i thought we both turks till 40 min of the game but whatever). Played very very casual still I know he noob, used TK's instead of pala to troll him, everytime i troll him with noob talk like "what am i winning? srlsy? it's great ^^" "can i attack" etc. he wasn't replying cause he rages a lot 1111111111

=> At the end i was 11000 him 4000, he ragequits, he had no more wood to build even a lc to rebuild a tc and put his very last villager in a corner of the map with his transport 1111111111111111111111111111 then I bring all my galleons in no attack stance and he resign before i can final shot him :(((((((

I shoulda make a wonder and pick all the relics instead to win by standard victory and troll him more (while he'll be waiting like audi in a corner of a map with his alone doner kebab male villager) :(((




CONCLUSION: Smurfing is great!! I know now why experts smurf, it's so funny. It's also why i put it in expert section, cause now I'm a expert since I smurf ;)

PEOPLE, PLEASE SMURF SO FUNNY


N.B: Now my brother is 1619 though...I think I'll remake a second game with "second online game please noob noob noob" but after I may not be credible.
Sorry bacgioifro insulting you because u smurf VNS_Fast on CoT, smurfing is funny, and I encourage all AoC players to smurf at least one time in one day of your life
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  crosso » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:08 pm

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00:11:33 [TyRanT]_DauT_: maybe u go fuc krsuelf
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  Philippe le Bon » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:09 pm

WTF I WANTED TO PUT NO TL DR PATCH IN MY POST, forgot it

fdp crosso :(
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby ZeroEmpires » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:19 pm

I read this as "surfing" now I am just disappointed.
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  Philippe le Bon » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:21 pm

i got wololo moonwalk if u want
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  Poxo » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:23 pm

So, u happy of trolling a guy who is 16+ on Steam....I think u like to troll small kids and laugh on them...

Be proud of yourself for that.
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  Philippe le Bon » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:28 pm

no, not small kids, thanks god no i worked for kids in an outdoor center one year ago
only full-grown noobs, with beard and such, because i wanted to do like my asian idols



P.S: usually there is no many kids on Steam for some reasons (need a mobile phone, pay games needed to play, etc.)
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  drmrboss » Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:03 pm

  22 Apr 2014, 13:08 GMT » crosso wrote:
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Too funny.
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  f1reboy » Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:16 pm

  22 Apr 2014, 13:08 GMT » Philippe le Bon wrote:
PEOPLE, PLEASE SMURF SO FUNNY

It's funny only for who is being the smurf, but for all the other players it is not.

I've already smurfed sometimes, but I stopped with it. I felt sorry for ruining the game of others and disturbing their learning.

My opinion is that smurfs should be harshly penalized. I hope AKA rating stays available for everybody, at least on New Player Lobby, where people should be learning, instead of having others making fun of them.
Loom is for noobs.
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Re: Philippe le Bonobonoob goes smurfing!!

Postby  Philippe le Bon » Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:32 pm

but...but it's steam and he wasn't even noob, he was a steam average
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